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Your Next Parishioners - A little church humor by Rev. Michael Glidden

One Sunday after church,  


     Rhonda and I were lamenting the low church attendance 


For several Sundays… 


     We decided to take a long road trip down Route 1 


“How can we raise the church attendance?”, I asked Rhonda. 


     She didn’t know…she thought of different gimmicks or ways to bring people in. 


“Maybe, we need concerts or a café or maybe an indoor roller rink!” 


     And then it just dawned on me… 


I spotted 4 characters that could be quite useful in church.  And then Rhonda  


noticed them and just wondered, “where will they sit in our car!” 

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